Monday, December 20, 2004
The Black Man's Take on UFOs
Holy crap! A new post! It's not gonna be very in depth, so don't get too excited, it's just something I thought I'd copy/paste what I read on the interweb.
XZIBIT'S WHITE THEORY ON ALIENS
Hip-hop star XZIBIT has a unique theory on the existence of ghosts or aliens - "only white people" encounter such supernatural beings.
The MULTIPLY rapper and PIMP MY RIDE host claims African-Americans are too busy with other issues to make wild claims about UFOs or spooks.Xzibit says, "Black people don't really see ghosts or aliens. People who see aliens and shit, they never see them in urban settings. Aliens don't f**k with the hood, you never see some brother saying,
'Oh man, and then there were some lights, and it just came down.'
"N**gers don't see aliens, n**gers don't never see ghosts, either. Black people are dealing with too much shit.
"It's always somebody living in a trailer park with three teeth, a trucker hat, howling, 'We seen the light.' I lived in South Central (Los Angeles) and none of them motherf**kers dare come this way."
Apparently, all black people are too cool for UFOs. Personally, I think the majority of UFOs are Norse gods or maybe just visions people are having, like in the Lion King when Simba sees Mufasa in the sky, I think there's a lot of that going on. It happened in Van Helsing too, a movie I highly recommend.
Holy crap! A new post! It's not gonna be very in depth, so don't get too excited, it's just something I thought I'd copy/paste what I read on the interweb.
XZIBIT'S WHITE THEORY ON ALIENS
Hip-hop star XZIBIT has a unique theory on the existence of ghosts or aliens - "only white people" encounter such supernatural beings.
The MULTIPLY rapper and PIMP MY RIDE host claims African-Americans are too busy with other issues to make wild claims about UFOs or spooks.Xzibit says, "Black people don't really see ghosts or aliens. People who see aliens and shit, they never see them in urban settings. Aliens don't f**k with the hood, you never see some brother saying,
'Oh man, and then there were some lights, and it just came down.'
"N**gers don't see aliens, n**gers don't never see ghosts, either. Black people are dealing with too much shit.
"It's always somebody living in a trailer park with three teeth, a trucker hat, howling, 'We seen the light.' I lived in South Central (Los Angeles) and none of them motherf**kers dare come this way."
Apparently, all black people are too cool for UFOs. Personally, I think the majority of UFOs are Norse gods or maybe just visions people are having, like in the Lion King when Simba sees Mufasa in the sky, I think there's a lot of that going on. It happened in Van Helsing too, a movie I highly recommend.
